Sick Day

A couple weeks ago, I had a stomach bug, so I stayed home from work for the day.  I spent most of the day laying on the couch, watching Call the Midwife and Lark Rise to Candleford.  

During the morning, I got up to get something to drink from the kitchen and when I returned, this is what I found: 

 I told him that I was sick and needed to lie down.  He refused to move.  So, I squeezed in beside him.

 As you can see, he still refused to budge, not even an inch!  Eventually he gets up to get something to eat, and I resume my rightful place on the sofa.  But, then comes lunchtime and I get up to get myself something to eat.  I return to find this: 

Honestly, with these two around, I would have been better off having gone to work sick!