A couple weeks ago, I had a stomach bug, so I stayed home from work for the day. I spent most of the day laying on the couch, watching Call the Midwife and Lark Rise to Candleford.
During the morning, I got up to get something to drink from the kitchen and when I returned, this is what I found:
I told him that I was sick and needed to lie down. He refused to move. So, I squeezed in beside him.
As you can see, he still refused to budge, not even an inch! Eventually he gets up to get something to eat, and I resume my rightful place on the sofa. But, then comes lunchtime and I get up to get myself something to eat. I return to find this:
Honestly, with these two around, I would have been better off having gone to work sick!