Paddy's New Brother...

We recently got Paddy a new brother from our local Human Society. His name is Sylvester. 

Meet Sylvester:

We plan to train Sylvester to help with the chores around the house.
First task: Loading the dishwasher!

In case you're wondering: Yes, he always has a surprised look on his face!  :-)

-Paddy's Mom

 

What's Paddy's Secret to Looking so Thin?

Spanx, of course! :-)  You don't look an ounce over 12 pounds, Paddy boy!

-Paddy's Mom

No!

No Paddy, we will not feed you!  You are already too big.

-Paddy's Mom

Please Explain...

Dear Trader Joe's,

Can you please explain to me why there is a cat paw in the box of toffee that I purchased from your store?

Sincerely,
A Concerned Customer

-Paddy's Mom